Daniel offered to make some drinks at rehearsal. When it came to making a black coffee he innocently asked,
"Does black coffee have milk in it?"
Aah, bless....

On arrival at the first Pub for the Xmas Pub Crawl, Margie was asked, "Who did you bring?"
Her reply was, "I had Kat & Mouse in the back!"
(Kathryn & James aka Mouse) to which we all collapsed around laughing!!!
and this was BEFORE the Pub Crawl!!!
When asked the question "did you hear me?"
the reply came, "no, my hair was in my eyes!!!"

When Tony Marie (age 3) was given an Ice-cream with Mint flavouring she said,
"Mmm, it's got toothpaste in it!"

** Watch this space** there are more to come (just trying to remember them!)