Upton Youth Band

THESE ARE ALL FOR FUN & NOT TO BE TAKEN TO HEART!!!!

WHAT BIRD IS ALWAYS BREATHLESS???

***** A PUFFIN!!! ***** 

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IF FROZEN WATER IS ICED WATER, WHAT IS FROZEN INK???? 

***** ICED INK!! *****        (POOH, YOU DO!!)

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WHAT DO YOU CALL A HORN PLAYER INBETWEEN

TWO DRUMMERS?????

***** AN INTERPRETER!!*****

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HOW CAN YOU TELL IF THERE'S A DRUMMER AT YOUR DOOR

*********HE JUST KEEPS ON TAPPING & THEN RUSHES IN!!***********

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WHY ARE DRUMMERS ALWAYS THE LOUDEST?????

****  EMPTY VESSELS MAKE THE MOST NOISE!!!! ****

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WHAT DO PERCUSSION SECTIONS AND BUSES HAVE IN COMMON???

***********THEY'RE ALWAYS LATE!!*****************

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 WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO CONFUSE A DRUMMER?

********* PUT A SHEET OF MUSIC IN FRONT OF HIM!!!! **********

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WHAT DOES AND OCTOPUS WEAR WHEN IT'S COLD???

***** A COAT OF ARMS!!!! *****

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Which burns the quickest, a Violin or a Cello???

***** Who cares as long as they BURN!!!!! *****

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 HOW IS A DRUM SOLO LIKE A SNEEZE?

****** YOU CAN TELL IT'S COMING, BUT YOU CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT.!! ******

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WHAT DO CALL A PERSON WHO HANGS AROUND WITH MUSICIANS???

***** A DRUMMER!!! *****

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HOW DO SOPRANOs TRADITIONALLY GREET EACH OTHER?
***** "HI.... I'M BETTER THAN YOU!" *****

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WHAT DID THE PROFESSIONAL DRUMMER SAY WHEN HE GOT HIS FIRST  JOB?

******* "WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT? !! *******

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WHAT DO YOU CALL A NUN WITH A WASHING MACHINE ON HER HEAD ???

 ***** SISTERMATIC !! *****

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HOW CAN YOU TELL WHICH IS A TROMBONIST'S KID IN THE PLAYGROUND???

***** HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE THE SLIDE AND HE CAN'T SWING!!! *****

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HA! HA! HA!

IF ANYONE HAS ANY MORE (WHICH CAN BE PRINTED) PLEASE LET US KNOW, TA.