JOKES!! ** NEW **
THESE ARE ALL FOR FUN & NOT TO BE TAKEN TO HEART!!!!
WHAT BIRD IS ALWAYS BREATHLESS???
***** A PUFFIN!!! *****
*****
IF FROZEN WATER IS ICED WATER, WHAT IS FROZEN INK????
***** ICED INK!! ***** (POOH, YOU DO!!)
*****
WHAT DO YOU CALL A HORN PLAYER INBETWEEN
TWO DRUMMERS?????
***** AN INTERPRETER!!*****
*****
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF THERE'S A DRUMMER AT YOUR DOOR
*********HE JUST KEEPS ON TAPPING & THEN RUSHES IN!!***********
*****
WHY ARE DRUMMERS ALWAYS THE LOUDEST?????
**** EMPTY VESSELS MAKE THE MOST NOISE!!!! ****
*****
WHAT DO PERCUSSION SECTIONS AND BUSES HAVE IN COMMON???
***********THEY'RE ALWAYS LATE!!*****************
*****
WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO CONFUSE A DRUMMER?
********* PUT A SHEET OF MUSIC IN FRONT OF HIM!!!! **********
*****
WHAT DOES AND OCTOPUS WEAR WHEN IT'S COLD???
***** A COAT OF ARMS!!!! *****
*****
Which burns the quickest, a Violin or a Cello???
***** Who cares as long as they BURN!!!!! *****
******
HOW IS A DRUM SOLO LIKE A SNEEZE?
****** YOU CAN TELL IT'S COMING, BUT YOU CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT.!! ******
*****
WHAT DO CALL A PERSON WHO HANGS AROUND WITH MUSICIANS???
***** A DRUMMER!!! *****
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*****
HOW DO SOPRANOs TRADITIONALLY GREET EACH OTHER?
***** "HI.... I'M BETTER THAN YOU!" *****
*****
WHAT DID THE PROFESSIONAL DRUMMER SAY WHEN HE GOT HIS FIRST JOB?
******* "WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT? !! *******
*****
WHAT DO YOU CALL A NUN WITH A WASHING MACHINE ON HER HEAD ???
***** SISTERMATIC !! *****
*****
HOW CAN YOU TELL WHICH IS A TROMBONIST'S KID IN THE PLAYGROUND???
***** HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE THE SLIDE AND HE CAN'T SWING!!! *****
*****
HA! HA! HA!
IF ANYONE HAS ANY MORE (WHICH CAN BE PRINTED) PLEASE LET US KNOW, TA.
